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Last Friday, I travelled to the capital city for a hookup with Marvk, a Turkish guy. We had decided earlier in the week to meet that weekend after he sent me a few of his pictures on Grindr and passed my kissability test. Easy peasy, hookup without stress. 😋 On Friday, right after returning from work, I washed my hair, took a shower and right after hauled myself to the train station. The train ride to Marvk's city passed quickly. I was already feeling excellent from how well my week went and the anticipation of my debaucherous intensified things. An hour and a half after, I was at the train station in the capital where Marvk lives. From there, I took a bus for another 40 minutes to his nearest bus-stop. It was my first time in this part of the city, so I saw it as an excellent exploration opportunity for me. After wandering about for a bit trying to no avail to locate the entrance to his apartment building, I sent him a picture of where I was standing. A few minutes later, a...

TL;DR : Grindr is a GPS-powered mobile-chat application that works in Nigeria esp. Lagos!!! It locates and shows you other gay men using the app around you, from the closest to the farthest. Getting a booty call has never been easier for gay folks in this nigger land. Quick steps: Buy an android phone (dunno, don't care which other platforms the app exists on); Set-up internet data on your phone; Download  Grindr  from the Play Store; You are good to go... Be witty, not boring Warning! Warning!! Warning!!! Leave the insanely hot profile picture guys alone. You're most likely to get snubbed, except maybe you're one of the insanely hot guys too. *going to get my own hot body too* #isuckatwooinghotguys or are hot guys just all unbearably boring?